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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1337
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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moizzaa's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (2178)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

#19620502
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18945) - you deserved it (2045)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8648) - you deserved it (47921)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29952) - you deserved it (2521)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (2337) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (3704)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (3861)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML

#19522218
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (4326)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42045) - you deserved it (3835)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (1956)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

#19449312
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7605) - you deserved it (31954)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9503) - you deserved it (22621)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19330) - you deserved it (5115)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22441) - you deserved it (2525)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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