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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1312
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7032) - you deserved it (42655)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23426) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19821) - you deserved it (6114)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25802) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (8830)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
230 comments

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