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mohamed_H

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mohamed_H : Umm....I like pie 😋

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML

#21318154
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (2478)

On 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm - misc - by period_probs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31487) - you deserved it (2510)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML

#21311698
52 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

#21307515
63 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 12:27pm - work - by I'm so wet, baby - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
55 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

#21290447
56 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

#21276472
95 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
65 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
337 comments

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On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51877) - you deserved it (6947)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

#21175255
107 comments

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On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

#21107057
103 comments

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On 04/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by AlonsoKold - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

#21035197
75 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37912) - you deserved it (10073)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)



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