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Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36458) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (47712)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

#17078308
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22102) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36056) - you deserved it (9351)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36056) - you deserved it (9351)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
129 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
211 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

#17046646
110 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40169) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

#17041171
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (13000)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

#17039941
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45226) - you deserved it (9707)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (3148)

On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
150 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)



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