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by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
by fuzzle003 / 06/13/2012 at 8:47am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Money
by Sarah / 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
by fordneagles / 06/11/2012 at 1:56am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by I hate nasty people / 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by tessamarque / 04/05/2012 at 11:07am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
by Deadman / 04/02/2012 at 9:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
- Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside of a house party. Just as I reach… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I found out I was fired from the best job I ever had. It was 10 minutes before the end of my…