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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by red button / 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by imalilangel05 / 02/10/2009 at 10:08am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
by achtung / 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was late for work and took a taxi. The driver tells me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listen to him for 20mins, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charges me £5.80 and my boss gives me a warning for being late. FML
by hapless / 01/16/2009 at 2:27am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had a mock-assessment for roller derby and I had to make a jump over the block. I would've… Today, the girl of my dreams told me she loved me, and I had to tell her that I wanted to spend the… Today, I was at the mall. Someone dropped their phone so Ipicked it up before anyone else did and…