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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moecroe : that guy over there...eating a sandwich...alone...weeping....bye! :)

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

#20777932
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (5326)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

#20513159
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I agree, your life sucks (43043) - you deserved it (9386)

On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (2475)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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