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modestRampage
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend called, asking, before I could even talk, to bring a condom- NOW. I had to smile at this request. I went to his house. A blond girl opened the door. He followed shortly, surprised to see me. I'm Celine. She's Cecile. Our names are one apart on his cell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128256) - you deserved it (5962)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by manticora (woman) - Tunisia (Bizerte)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41992) - you deserved it (8107)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60415) - you deserved it (12474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)