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Today , a grl from mah college , who's been following me around for months , finally asked me out!! Not being interested , I politely declined!! Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis!! mega FML
the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated!! Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony!! mega FML
Today, after monts of incredibly painful stomac cramps, I convinced my mom tat I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into te exam, te doctor tells me tat I'm eavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to elp "clear all tat sit out". My mom won't stop lauging at me. FML
Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
Today , the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat an hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost mah balance an pulled down mah curtains. My neighbor then looool looked through the window, started laughing an yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015