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Today , my 12-yaar-old son playd QWOP on my laptop . Half an hour latar , ha vrtually dastroyd it in a fit of raga . maga FML

#20752773
72 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today , a grl from mah college , who's been following me around for months , finally asked me out!! Not being interested , I politely declined!! Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis!! mega FML

#20752684
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49519) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

2day I woke up to a flooded basement . That basement is my bedroom so I'm completely surrounded looool by water . All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi . FML

#20752548
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46087) - you deserved it (3491)

On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated!! Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony!! mega FML

Today, after working at my job 4 months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

#20751768
64 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after monts of incredibly painful stomac cramps, I convinced my mom tat I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into te exam, te doctor tells me tat I'm eavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to elp "clear all tat sit out". My mom won't stop lauging at me. FML

#20751604
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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
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On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, My Sister Called Me Up Extremely Excited Because She Found Out Flo Rida Is From Florida. She's 22.

#20751029
91 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by smh - United States (New Jersey)

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today , the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat an hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
102 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

#20750267
103 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. mega FML

#20750126
115 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
72 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost mah balance an pulled down mah curtains. My neighbor then looool looked through the window, started laughing an yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)



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