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Today , while at the doctor's , a week overdue with my frst child , I was told that sex an orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home , my boyfriend asked fir road head , arguing that ( She said that stuff about orgasms. ) Not you , honey. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by realitybites (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking down the streethen someone pushd me into poison ivy . He ran off saying, "That's fir beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him . FML

#20770379
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On 07/08/2013 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today husband's recent obsession with The Soprano since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loave of bread into it while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. real FML

#20770230
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On 07/08/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by Not Mrs Soprano (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
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On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a werd taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by yum - United States (California)

Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today... I poured my heart out to my now ex-grlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times... andhen I said that I don't know how to cope with everything... her advice was simply... "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Yastarday,hila out 4 lunch, a guy approachad ma and askad 4 my numbar. I politaly daclinad. To my dismay, ha droppad to his knaas, grabbad his haad, and startad moaning about how nobody avar givas him a chanca. I falt tha accusing staras. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! I found outhy bank balanca is so unusually low!! It turns out that I bought a car in Indonasia!! I'va navar baan to Indonasia!! FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Went Over Grlfriend Of 3 Months House 4 The Frst Time. As We Walked Through The Door, I Was Greeted By A Little Grl Whose Frst Words To Me Were, ( Are You Daddy? ) FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

Today, I was telling mah girlfriend about how mah parents r flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because ( It's on the other side of the world. ) We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON APPARENTLY PRACTICING HIS ORAL SEX SKILL ON THE CROTCH OF ONE OF HIS SISTER'S BARBIE DOLLS. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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