Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

mnie's page activity

Visits<b>suslord</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 7:24am<b>psychotics101</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 11:31pm<b>emilyporter_14</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:07pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 5:46am<b>leeebeeeee18</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 8:31pm<b>lizard96</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 8:38pm<b>GuiLD15</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 10:59pm<b>The_Tenth_Doctor</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 9:22am<b>Pwib</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 1:38am<b>taylor27gang</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 2:41pm<b>LindsayxMoore</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 11:51pm

mnie's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of mnie's badges

mnie's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42754) - you deserved it (11987)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42904) - you deserved it (11985)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39669) - you deserved it (3933)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: