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mndz_mkl
  • Town/Country : Waukegan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 6781
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency for my interview to be a potential model and I was next in line. They called "NEXT!" and I walked in with a smile on my face. They stared at my face for a moment and then started yelling "NEXT". FML

#922187
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47174) - you deserved it (9287)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by taptheturtle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

#745352
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49470) - you deserved it (64734)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124024) - you deserved it (13809)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

#691341
133 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 10:08pm - animals - by trainE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

#598637
245 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by fmlsrsly (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

#512486
122 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Bden (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

#492264
37 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

#432216
72 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:05am - work - by Rev (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

#190335
65 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by nerd (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

#110231
69 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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