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mndz_mkl
  • Town/Country : Waukegan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 5677
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

#12812142 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (12242) - you deserved it (4477)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (19384) - you deserved it (22685)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

#7056556 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (2338)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (5180) - you deserved it (39120)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (16852) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (2503)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

#6553131 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (5754)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

#6546690 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (25626) - you deserved it (9658)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (22820) - you deserved it (6611)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

#6535314 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (22304) - you deserved it (5941)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (36040) - you deserved it (2054)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

#6519803 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (3774)

On 11/29/2009 at 7:47pm - misc - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

#6517705 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (2159)

On 11/29/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

#6517380 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (9942) - you deserved it (27744)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (34887) - you deserved it (4198)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)