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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mmedeiros14 : I\'m short I love hockey and playing guitars. I hate the Montreal Canadiens and love the Boston bruins. And Tim Thomas is a beast!!!!

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Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
532 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35086) - you deserved it (18707)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

#14798107
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41854) - you deserved it (4185)

On 02/01/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by peachmelba (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34830) - you deserved it (13672)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

#14723945
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (5152)

On 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by PLU (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

#14721795
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24648) - you deserved it (3119)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML

#14706405
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (6396)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30764) - you deserved it (2345)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (7370) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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