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Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30323) - you deserved it (2641)

On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

#21416055
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32662) - you deserved it (3019)

On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30641) - you deserved it (1944)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

#21407745
95 comments

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On 05/10/2015 at 11:35am - intimacy - by YouDontSay (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
302 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
45 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

#21403935
92 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by I pick em' good - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
114 comments

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On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

#21401449
61 comments

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On 04/28/2015 at 10:43pm - animals - by simple living - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

#21401411
96 comments

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On 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
166 comments

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On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

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On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31551) - you deserved it (1958)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)



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