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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61952) - you deserved it (3944)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (1696)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was woken up by the massive earthquake in Samoa. I went downstairs to discover that all the hotel staff had fled and abandoned the hotel guests. I was left to run up to higher ground on foot. It was a three hour hike. By the time I got to a safe spot, the tsunami warning was lifted. FML

#5601123
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30851) - you deserved it (3090)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:41am - misc - by greeenbean (woman) - Samoa

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68370) - you deserved it (2462)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)



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