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mljones03

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About mljones03 : hey im marcel im from the US. snapchat me @ mljones03 or kik me @mljoes03.

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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

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131 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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264 comments

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On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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143 comments

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On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML

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On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)



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