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mkne2010
  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mkne2010 : My name is not Margaret, its just Maggie. I'm a vegetarian. I'm a flirt. I'm a klutz. I have two middle names. I have no volume control to my voice. I'm incredibly outgoing. I love to strike up conversations with people on the streets. I'm single ;).

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (22251) - you deserved it (97750)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

#1818273 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (17223) - you deserved it (82052)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (34224)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (114606)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

#117948 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (36142) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)