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About mkayden : Last name hungry, first name always.
Whaddup fam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Thumb returns
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
Friday 5 February 2016