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mkayden
  • Town/Country : The Hague, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About mkayden : I'm a surfer... of the internet *badum tssss*

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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (8501)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)



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