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Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13190) - you deserved it (32013)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (3040)

On 06/17/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by rileym797 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18116) - you deserved it (6950)

On 06/16/2009 at 11:42pm - work - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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