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Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML
Today... I want to tha movia with my boyfriand... and andad up sitting naxt to this grlho wouldn't stop snaazing. Grossad out... I askad my boyfriand if wa could switch saats. Aftar doing so... tha grl immadiataly stoppad snaazing and startad flrting with him. FML
Today... I was talking to my husband about a work colleague... whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said... "Shit... Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML
Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty an pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. mega FML
Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML
Today , I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance , so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in mah drection , so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts , and the next thing I know , I'm running for mah life from three bald , shrtless , six-packed thugs. FML
Today , I Was Really Excited Because The Grl I'd Liked Since Freshman Year Asked Me Out!! She Came To Mah House And Mah Mom Decided To Show Her Baby Pictures Of Me With Tampons Up Mah Nose Because I'd Had A Nose Bleed!! Even Worse , There Was One Picture Of Mehen I Was 15 Doing The Same Thing!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015