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Today, while making love to mah boyfriend 4 looool the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over mah ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was Feeling A Bit Insecure About Mah Body And I Told Mah Boyfriend I Don't Know How He Can Even Stand To Have Sex With Me . He Replid "I Know Right?" FML

#20555435
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On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing mah feelings to a grl I looool really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
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On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Found Out About Mah Severe Phobia Of Moths. It's So Bad That I Sometimes Pass Out. He Caught A Moth In A Jar, An Puttd It On Mah Bedside Table. I Woke Up, Saw It, An Had A Panic Attack. He Recordd It All An Wants To Upload It To YouTube. Real FML

#20544812
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On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

#20544424
106 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

Today, I recieved an email from my friend in Sout Africa, wit wom I'll soon be staying fir 2 monts. Se was telling me tat se ad bougt me a few ting so I would be prepared fir my stay. Wat did se buy me? A taser an some pepper-spray. FML

#20537344
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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML

#20537238
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On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

#20536683
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On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learnd from immigrant mother and her family , I startd a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turnd out to be racist , translating as "Ape Land."

#20523889
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On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, ( Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you. ) FML

#20505985
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On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Got Married On Skyrim . To An Elf . Wile In Real Life , Ma Love Life Is Floundering Like A Alf-dead Carp In Te Surf On A Ot Day . So Muc So In Fact Tat I Actually Draw A Measure Of Comfort From Being Married To An Elf . FML

#20501864
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML

#20498426
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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow!! He's 22!! FML

#20494713
56 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile mah mother-in-law visitd, I askd if she wouldn't mind watching mah son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shavd his head completely bald. That was his very frst harcut. FML

#20494705
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:48pm - kids - by missedout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)



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