Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mizzritter101

Search for a member

mizzritter101
  • Town/Country : Jefferson, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mizzritter101 : I'm a fun girl to hang with. I have a lot of funny moments! and im verrrrrrry funny! and i looove my friends! my friends are the HOTTEST people i've evvva seeen! :P my favorite singers are JUSTIN BIEBER! and lady gaga. lol. im in looooove wit justin bieber. and im going to hiz concert june 30th. my favorite show is kendra. it used to be keeping up with the kardashians but thats not airing right now:( i love my animals lucky-dog and my 2 cats- marshmellow and smokey. we also call smokey fat ass cuz he got fat XD. im a big twilight fan. umm im the queen ritter, im verrry into my self and you'll learn that. i love to make people laff and i love to make people love me! if you wanna talk or ask a question just message me! :)

mizzritter101's last visitors

Freezecufaoilsugarnspiceekshizzlektrosa08greyy_goooose281gothatfeelsrightnavybabebridgetGreekGoddessGirlPurelyHabitmacyinwonderland

mizzritter101's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

mizzritter101's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5620) - you deserved it (41796)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (58211)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (58211)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: