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mixtapesnradios
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 July 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78438) - you deserved it (4702)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71791) - you deserved it (3120)

On 06/25/2009 at 4:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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