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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 July 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86003) - you deserved it (5953)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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