Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21532
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mixedcalibaby : I like to laugh :)

This site is pretty awesome because it's a funny way of proving that no matter how bad you think your day is...someone out there is having a worse one.


Am I cynical because that statement makes me a little happy? LOL..

mixedcalibaby's page activity

Visits<b>robert_smith_ISR</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:47am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 7:03pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:08pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:16am<b>Alienfran</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:20pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:57pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 12:40am<b>mt631</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:44pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 6:33pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 4:56pm<b>Journiexo</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 8:44pm<b>julianthegreat</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 7:06am<b>nightwings</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:36pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 6:07pm<b>PotterHead_DH</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 6:57am<b>zoegirl_455</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 2:45pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 8:15pm<b>lmo98</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 11:41pm

Fucked!<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:16am

mixedcalibaby's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

mixedcalibaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (82116) - you deserved it (6502)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58031) - you deserved it (29339)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50133) - you deserved it (27135)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (80832)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34744) - you deserved it (3204)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: