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mixedcalibaby
  • Town/Country : Beautiful Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 October 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 21075
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mixedcalibaby : I like to laugh :)

This site is pretty awesome because it's a funny way of proving that no matter how bad you think your day is...someone out there is having a worse one.


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Am I cynical because that statement makes me a little happy? LOL..



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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (63514) - you deserved it (4114)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

#1845707 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (46348) - you deserved it (20127)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

I agree, your life sucks (40707) - you deserved it (114334)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While Im brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (37813) - you deserved it (19412)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (24651) - you deserved it (63579)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016 (30)

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (1627)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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