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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21515
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mixedcalibaby : I like to laugh :)

This site is pretty awesome because it's a funny way of proving that no matter how bad you think your day is...someone out there is having a worse one.


Am I cynical because that statement makes me a little happy? LOL..

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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81760) - you deserved it (6454)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57631) - you deserved it (29123)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49836) - you deserved it (27017)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (3169)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

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