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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21397
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mixedcalibaby : I like to laugh :)

This site is pretty awesome because it's a funny way of proving that no matter how bad you think your day is...someone out there is having a worse one.


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Am I cynical because that statement makes me a little happy? LOL..



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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77231) - you deserved it (6059)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

#1845707
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54382) - you deserved it (27597)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (25490)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (77021)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30641) - you deserved it (2763)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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