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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

#20100208
245 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by Can you say "bandwagon"? (man) - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

#20099840
92 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML

#20084743
110 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
163 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

#20024327
111 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

#19950905
160 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

#19661227
94 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

#19661227
94 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)



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