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Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56006) - you deserved it (9501)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by a.baybay (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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