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mitchk9696
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7481) - you deserved it (20769)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (37989)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41897) - you deserved it (19539)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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