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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
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I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (2021)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

#19773709
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15536) - you deserved it (6989)

On 06/11/2012 at 10:40pm - animals - by Anon127 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States



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