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by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
by dhskkf / 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by stixx / 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
by preggersss / 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
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