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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13428
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mister_moops : i'm a laid back kinda guy. you know. no worries.

i never go here anymore. but that's mostly because it's just crybaby.com. the fmls are pathetic now and most of the people who make them are retarded.

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Today, I called Tech Support cuz the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, an bieng walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause an he said "You're a F*ing idiot." an hung up. It still won't work. FML

#2525749
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47326) - you deserved it (21439)

On 06/02/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by holliefall (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (72694)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I spottd one of mah friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbd his shoulders abruptly, and shoutd in mah best deep man-voice, ( Give me all your money! ) Turnd out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. mega FML

#1242967
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (69042)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had horrible pains in stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong an sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entre day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

#973952
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (51774)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run fir it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

#910360
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59505) - you deserved it (4716)

On 04/11/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136184) - you deserved it (20311)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317029)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find mah caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15199) - you deserved it (59783)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)



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