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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there… Today, I was mugged by a homeless lady who was eating a pudding cup with a spoon. At one point she…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…