Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

missvee98324

Search for a member

missvee98324

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3203
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About missvee98324 : ayyyyooo. so my name's victoria.
thaaaats all for now, folks.

missvee98324's page activity

Visits<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:38pm<b>DrummerWS</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:41pm<b>ForeverAlone247</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:37pm<b>GrouchyKenna</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:18pm<b>bethy_lee</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 9:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 6:49am<b>IAmZim</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:22pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 11:47am<b>Rammer3500</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 11:27pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 10:07pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:05pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 4:49pm<b>IJG2000</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 4:46pm<b>hduebdo</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:22pm<b>qwerty401</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 10:35pm<b>evilamoebaattack</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 10:48am<b>chrissapp</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 10:02pm

missvee98324's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

missvee98324's favorite FMLs

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17659) - you deserved it (48674)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was just about done with my late-night shift at Ralph's. As I was about to put up my "Closed Lane" sign, an elderly women starts putting items on the conveyor belt. The cost was $14.79, and she paid with pennies. It took her ages to count them all, and I wasn't being paid overtime. FML

#13893679
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26450) - you deserved it (3545)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42884) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37916) - you deserved it (21737)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16217) - you deserved it (26136)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

#12922106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (7114)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

#12910894
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (7701)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41567) - you deserved it (15317)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35395) - you deserved it (4541)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25205) - you deserved it (49267)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

#11935360
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (5135)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:00am - animals - by VtecKickIn (man) - United States

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (5493)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: