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  • Town/Country : burien, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 120
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML

#8725827 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (17502) - you deserved it (964)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

#8716730 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (16374) - you deserved it (5600)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17728) - you deserved it (4338)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my soon to be father of our baby told me he thinks i'm an extremly selfish person and that I do not love him. His reasoning? I havent given him a backrub in 2 weeks, sleep too much and have a hormone problem. Once again, I AM PREGNANT! FML

#8684700 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:17am - health - by ksztte (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

#8684293 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (5950) - you deserved it (25124)

On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (1476)

On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

#8588296 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (27611) - you deserved it (1242)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (3173) - you deserved it (43961)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

#8554799 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (22895) - you deserved it (1446)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

#8551677 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (21663) - you deserved it (1881)

On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (3471) - you deserved it (29645)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

#8509924 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (2607) - you deserved it (26506)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (6973) - you deserved it (17879)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (3708) - you deserved it (27449)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)