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missshortstack
  • Town/Country : Franklin, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1220
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About missshortstack : I'm kadie, I'm 15 years old
I love to text and I am that type of person you can call when you need help or advice.
I play softball and enjoy getting on the internet.

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33488) - you deserved it (56080)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (85958) - you deserved it (50908)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (67658) - you deserved it (3587)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81572) - you deserved it (11216)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669 (323)

I agree, your life sucks (95916) - you deserved it (16566)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (4717) - you deserved it (13899)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version