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misspulkadot24

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  • Number of visits : 2445
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About misspulkadot24 : Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Hello Kitty. Meow.

I've never seen Forrest Gump because I'm a fucking rebel of society.

Silly Putty will never leave you nor forsake you. Unless it gets a hair in it/ falls on a dirty floor. Then you need to throw that shit away.

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Today, I just rememberd that I changd mah Gmail display name to ( Rice Ball ) out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML

#20592754
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16252) - you deserved it (36484)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by geeshock1987 (man) - United States (California)

my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML

#20195064
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35514) - you deserved it (1968)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. mega FML

#17785422
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25005) - you deserved it (7808)

On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML

TODAY, MAH BEST FRIEND, WITH WHOM I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE FIR YERES, KISSED ME, HUGGED ME, HELD MAH HAND, HOOKED UP WITH ME AN TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME MORE THAN ANYTHING AN WANTED TO BE WITH ME.. . UNTIL HE SOBERED UP AN HIS GIRLFRIEND GOT BACK TO TOWN . FML

#13972556
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35437) - you deserved it (7320)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (3022)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, my looool boyfriend decided he would do his jobhile I did my ( job ) on top of him. Hehips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled fir the next morning. FML

#12097143
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25709) - you deserved it (5012)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by blackberrybummer (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , mah mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and mah friends. fat FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years . After asking him what she had that I didn't he responded with one word - ( Boobies . ) FML

#7432728
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (4083)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS IN MAH CAR STUDYING ON THE CAMPUS PARKING LOT. IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE SO I HAD THE WINDOWS UP. I HAD A SEVERE UPSET STOMACH AND WAS PRIVATELY DROWNING IN MAH OWN FLATULENCE. MOMENTS LATER, MAH CRUSH KNOCKS ON THE WINDOW TO ASK ME SOMETHING. I HAD TO ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN. FML

#6035910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (6149)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Ordered A Chicken Sandwich. I Was Starving And It Was The Fastest Thing To Order. Half Way Through It, I Found Something Which Does Not Belong, And Removed It. It Was Half A Cockroach, And I Don't Know Where The Other Half Is. FML

#5643863
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44219) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Foufinator - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT IN THE SHOWER, WASHED MAH HAIR AND SHAVED BECAUSE I WANTED TO LOOK GREAT FOR A BIG DATE. I GOT OUT, BRUSHED AND DRIED MAH HAIR AND SPENT AN HOUR PUTTING IT UP IN THE PERFECT HAIRSTYLE. RUNNING LATE, I QUICKLY PUTTED ON MAH NEW DRESS, LOOKED DOWN AND REALIZED I HAD ONLY SHAVED ONE LEG. FML

#1513327
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20373) - you deserved it (49926)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by kam3221 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday my grandma gave me te 'abstinence' speec!! I ad tougt se already left to go back to FL but ten came into my room to tell me ow proud se was of me to keep my vrginity!! I was doing it doggie-style wit my boyfriend!! FML

#795380
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31066) - you deserved it (85164)

On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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