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About missnovocaine : Hi, I'm 15, and my name is Kathleen c:
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today , I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and askd himhy. He respondd with , "Aren't therapists supposd to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML
Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to manager and demanded that he fre me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family . She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decidd to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills . She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid . FML
Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML
2DAY "TE PANTOM OF TE OPERA" SOUNDTRACK BLASTED ME AWAKE AT 4 AM . NOT KNOWING OW IT GOT ON MA IPOD , I CECKED AN FOUND I AD BOUGT TEOLE $17.00 ALBUM IN MA SLEEP . TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS MONT; TE FRST TIME I DOWNLOADED TE SOUNDTRACK FROM "TE WIZARD OF OZ" . FML
Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML
Friday 27 March 2015