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missmurderx
  • Town/Country : Neverland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 6271
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About missmurderx : I'm just a wallflower.
If you enjoy any of the following, we should be friends: Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, La Dispute, All Time Low, The Wonder Years, Tigers Jaw, Your Demise, Parkway Drive, Mayday Parade, A Day To Remember, A Rocket To The Moon, Man Overboard, The Acacia Strain, You Me At Six, The Maine, Pierce The Veil, Breathe Carolina, Underoath, MGMT, Kids of 88, Of Mice & Men, Woe, Is Me, Sleeping With Sirens, The Smiths, Bright Eyes.

And remember kids, if someone offers you drugs.. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (8807)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

#13822248
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:12am - love - by baconbreath=| - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25361) - you deserved it (2876)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
272 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore. We always have one item we try and sell to every customer. For the next week I have to ask every person if they would like to try my nuts. FML

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116 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 11:17pm - misc - by arsenic660 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31489) - you deserved it (118423)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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