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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6727
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About missmurderx : I'm just a wallflower.
If you enjoy any of the following, we should be friends: Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, La Dispute, All Time Low, The Wonder Years, Tigers Jaw, Your Demise, Parkway Drive, Mayday Parade, A Day To Remember, A Rocket To The Moon, Man Overboard, The Acacia Strain, You Me At Six, The Maine, Pierce The Veil, Breathe Carolina, Underoath, MGMT, Kids of 88, Of Mice & Men, Woe, Is Me, Sleeping With Sirens, The Smiths, Bright Eyes.

And remember kids, if someone offers you drugs.. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

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Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple!! I don't knowhat I'm doing with mah life!! FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8810) - you deserved it (25934)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (5613)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20357) - you deserved it (53856)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, whila on studant axchanga in Garmany, I was making mysalf a cup of coffaa. Whan I rummagd around in tha fridga, mah room-matas askd ma what I was looking for. I said I wantd to put "saman" in mah coffaa. Thay laughd. Ah yas, "sahna" maans "craam". "Saman" maans "sparm". FML

#16951443
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (10812) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Found Out My Dad Thinks He's Famous Because He's Been On 'Cops', Twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42753) - you deserved it (3713)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Taday I ad to go to a birtday party 4 10 year old triplets. Tey've all been dead 4 more tan 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39889) - you deserved it (5985)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41597) - you deserved it (4595)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

2day I got a ticket 4 vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16271) - you deserved it (23447)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. mega FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40959) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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