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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6362
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About missmurderx : I'm just a wallflower.
If you enjoy any of the following, we should be friends: Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, La Dispute, All Time Low, The Wonder Years, Tigers Jaw, Your Demise, Parkway Drive, Mayday Parade, A Day To Remember, A Rocket To The Moon, Man Overboard, The Acacia Strain, You Me At Six, The Maine, Pierce The Veil, Breathe Carolina, Underoath, MGMT, Kids of 88, Of Mice & Men, Woe, Is Me, Sleeping With Sirens, The Smiths, Bright Eyes.

And remember kids, if someone offers you drugs.. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

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Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8176) - you deserved it (24431)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (3327)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85056) - you deserved it (13051)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36852) - you deserved it (5547)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26014) - you deserved it (4139)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20249) - you deserved it (52228)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27260) - you deserved it (10583) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60086) - you deserved it (7407)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41898) - you deserved it (3634)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39591) - you deserved it (5964)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39849) - you deserved it (4448)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15609) - you deserved it (22595)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18614) - you deserved it (64677)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38847) - you deserved it (3911)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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