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About missmurderx : I'm just a wallflower.
If you enjoy any of the following, we should be friends: Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, La Dispute, All Time Low, The Wonder Years, Tigers Jaw, Your Demise, Parkway Drive, Mayday Parade, A Day To Remember, A Rocket To The Moon, Man Overboard, The Acacia Strain, You Me At Six, The Maine, Pierce The Veil, Breathe Carolina, Underoath, MGMT, Kids of 88, Of Mice & Men, Woe, Is Me, Sleeping With Sirens, The Smiths, Bright Eyes.
And remember kids, if someone offers you drugs.. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.
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YESTERDAY, MAH WIFE, WHO IS FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT, BURST INTO TEARS WHILE THINKING ABOUT THE ARMCHAIR IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT WE NEVER USE. ACCORDING TO HER, WE'RE STOPPING IT FROM LIVING OUT ITS DESTINY AS AN ARMCHAIR. FML
today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML
Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML
Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML
Today, whila on studant axchanga in Garmany, I was making mysalf a cup of coffaa. Whan I rummagd around in tha fridga, mah room-matas askd ma what I was looking for. I said I wantd to put "saman" in mah coffaa. Thay laughd. Ah yas, "sahna" maans "craam". "Saman" maans "sparm". FML
2day I got a ticket 4 vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
Friday 27 March 2015