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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 May 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am - love - by MariadelMar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by stalkered (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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