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by thecaptainmorgan / 10/12/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Oklahoma) / Work
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 2:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML
by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Yeppets / 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm / United States / Love
by ... / 07/27/2014 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Kids
by fuckendog / 07/25/2014 at 2:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by murrrrf / 07/21/2014 at 1:30am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…