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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About missmadii : Hey I'm Madi as you can see in my name, and i love meeting new people & volunteering at and helping out animal shelters. I read FMLs everyday in my free time cause I don't have anything better to do :P
Feel free to message me anytime, I won't bite.

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missmadii's favorite FMLs

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (5604)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29954) - you deserved it (8314)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48799) - you deserved it (4545)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (5121)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55287) - you deserved it (4882)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36610) - you deserved it (21996)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39317) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49516) - you deserved it (5803)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

#14734068
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33457) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61680) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93386) - you deserved it (243500)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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