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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7679
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About missbon : FML is my escape when i have a bad day, to laugh at others misfortune.. :)

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missbon's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71531) - you deserved it (2980)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70218) - you deserved it (10546)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59821) - you deserved it (7154)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110559) - you deserved it (5724)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

#868136
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18356) - you deserved it (100498)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by cdoyle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62622) - you deserved it (6437)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45845) - you deserved it (6269)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)



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