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About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42035) - you deserved it (344359)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (32904)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15506) - you deserved it (67753)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (8853)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (1863)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19470) - you deserved it (1666)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

#621
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18344) - you deserved it (2650)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44057) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (9965)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43302) - you deserved it (9394)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26871) - you deserved it (8477)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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