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About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

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missathegirlwond's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19418) - you deserved it (1662)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

#621
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18291) - you deserved it (2645)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43983) - you deserved it (2394)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (9947)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (9386)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26814) - you deserved it (8473)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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