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missamazinggg
  • Town/Country : Candyland, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About missamazinggg : "The body is meant to be seen, not to be covered up."I absolutely adore and idolize Marilyn Monroe, I base my attitude off hers. Fuck what anyone thinks, be yourself.

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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
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I agree, your life sucks (18300) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

#19794074
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On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (911)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
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I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (911)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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