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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4489
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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missababgaga's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

#19099040
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (5201)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (3046)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

#19066123
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (5776)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32164) - you deserved it (6178)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20520) - you deserved it (5449)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

#19039141
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31072) - you deserved it (6452)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (1925)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (9147)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (9147)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15226) - you deserved it (21906)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17292) - you deserved it (21839)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17292) - you deserved it (21839)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (3590)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33076) - you deserved it (5674)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)



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