About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine, and I am a new born Christian. My new relationship with God is very important to me, and I will continue to work at making it stronger. I also like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day, and God bless :)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by calivianya (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML
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On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)
Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States
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