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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6177
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^

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missababgaga's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69711) - you deserved it (9722)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49840) - you deserved it (16071)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19990) - you deserved it (58851)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52203) - you deserved it (9937)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49543) - you deserved it (3840)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML


I agree, your life sucks (25343) - you deserved it (86208)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (52284)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by kam3221 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13195) - you deserved it (61643)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (44298)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by fastfingers409 - United States (California)

Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48719) - you deserved it (8025)

On 04/20/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (511825) - you deserved it (32687)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (104602) - you deserved it (6108)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the rehearsal for my wedding, my mother told my bride's mother to fuck off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78288) - you deserved it (3965)

On 04/17/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML


I agree, your life sucks (105183) - you deserved it (24663)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (41866)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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