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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6443
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^

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missababgaga's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30000) - you deserved it (3573)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13567) - you deserved it (60062)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (8607)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34803) - you deserved it (15654)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43121) - you deserved it (12777)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (4537)

On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14080) - you deserved it (35230)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (5567)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68061) - you deserved it (7068)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42372) - you deserved it (16516)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38922) - you deserved it (10275)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15383) - you deserved it (50924)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37946) - you deserved it (6775)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (3330)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39898) - you deserved it (11170)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

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