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About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^
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Today... I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help... I energetically lifted her bag up... and smacked her in the face with it. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML
TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A CLOGGED MILK GLAND. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, PREGNANT AND THEREFORE HAVE ALSO NEVER BREASTFED. THIS CONDITION IS CAUSED BY MAH BOYFRIEND'S OVER-ACTIVE URGE TO SUCK ON MAH NIPPLES. I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in mah rush to spurt mah man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML
TODAY, AT THA MICROBIOLOGY LAB, I DISCOVARAD THAT THA GUYHO TOOK THA SHIFT BAFORA MA DIDN'T STARILIZA THA WORK SPACA VARY WALL. I AM NOW BLOWING CHUNKS FROM BOTH ANDS FROM A VARY NASTY STRAIN OF E. COLI. MY COMPANY BLAMAS MA. FML
Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is mah first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-worker all got generou salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML
Friday 27 March 2015