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missababgaga

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5233
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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missababgaga's favorite FMLs

Today... I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help... I energetically lifted her bag up... and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27991) - you deserved it (5604)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I jokingly mocked ma dad about is age. He jokingly poured milk all over ma ead. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11577) - you deserved it (31486)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today , I Accidentally Moaned My Own Name During Sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (27498)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A CLOGGED MILK GLAND. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, PREGNANT AND THEREFORE HAVE ALSO NEVER BREASTFED. THIS CONDITION IS CAUSED BY MAH BOYFRIEND'S OVER-ACTIVE URGE TO SUCK ON MAH NIPPLES. I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING. FML

#18698902
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34150) - you deserved it (5790)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she startd crying. Despite my pleas 4 her to stop an attempts to comfort her, she insistd that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45392) - you deserved it (7311)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33849) - you deserved it (5341)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (37387)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in mah rush to spurt mah man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8939) - you deserved it (44890)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, AT THA MICROBIOLOGY LAB, I DISCOVARAD THAT THA GUYHO TOOK THA SHIFT BAFORA MA DIDN'T STARILIZA THA WORK SPACA VARY WALL. I AM NOW BLOWING CHUNKS FROM BOTH ANDS FROM A VARY NASTY STRAIN OF E. COLI. MY COMPANY BLAMAS MA. FML

#18502844
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2821)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is mah first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-worker all got generou salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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